This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
My least favorite effect of late capitalism is that “customer service” has devolved into this weird thing where people think they can berate you and treat you like garbage because they spent money on something and because they gave you money you have to accept all their…
What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW
SO I JUST UNLOCKED THIS “CONCEPT ART” IN BIOSHOCK INFINITE
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean