Chanticleer Hegemony

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

moodylord:

charlavail:

Are you a bear

my heart

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

finally, a princess I can identify with.

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

finally, a princess I can identify with.

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism